Rules of Engagement

Our shared enjoyment is enabled through a smooth and seamless financial exchange, I require all who spend time with me to cooperate with my efforts to preserve the ambiance.

In Private - Hosted By You

If you are hosting me I expect to find my payment in an unsealed envelope on the bathroom counter for me to find when I take the opportunity to freshen up upon arrival.

In Private - Hosted by Me

If I am hosting you, the expectation is that the payment for my time is immediately placed in plain sight

In Public

If we begin our time together in a less intimate setting, payment for my time should be placed discreetly, for covert compensation in public consider:

- Tucked Into a Book (this is my personal favourite aa great way to make a memorable first impression)
- Gift Bag

- Greeting Card

- A handbag

As it has become increasingly unrealistic to respond to every inquiry, I prioritize correspondence from those who are intentional about contributing to a smooth booking process. When making a digital first impression, communicating respectfully is essential if you intend to secure a spot in my calendar.

Special Requests

For our mutual protection, inquiries containing graphic language will be ignored. If you find yourself hungry for explicit details about what to expect from our time together, your only hope of satisfying your curiosity is through in-person experience.

Special requests without illicit language will be accommodated to the best of my ability. Outfit requests will more than likely be granted.

Preferred Method of Communication

Texting is faster. Email is more discreet. Your priorities will inform the best method of communication for you.

What’s the difference between companions and terrorists?

Terrorists are willing to negotiate.

Thanks to years of bikram yoga, I am extremely flexible, my rates are not.

I prefer longer engagements and prioritize those who take an interest in a more in depth experience. However, I do maintain a core group of daily habits that allow me to be my best self and having the time and space to do these things is nonnegotiable. 

I require 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep and 2 hours of personal time on a daily basis.

Acceptable Accommodations

Upscale hotels and vacation rentals are preferred, private residences are subject to approval.

So Fresh and So Clean

If there was one thing less romantic than talking about money, it would be ‘The Hygiene Talk’. Unpleasant odours are cause for the immediate conclusion of our time together without refund.

Boundaries

Any boundaries expressed are nonnegotiable, objecting to set boundaries during our time together is cause for being barred from future bookings.

Please Me

In my opinion, theatre is best left to the thespians, and I‘ve found my home in the world of genuine pleasure. That being said, pleasure is coquettish and fluid. What pleasures one, displeases another; the same thing that thrilled you yesterday can bore you today. Good communication can help you navigate the maze but with new partners it can be challenging to know where to start. Upon completing booking, you’ll find an extremely benevolent provider is willing to pass along some useful cheat codes.

Review Policy
I maintain discretion about our time together out of respect for your privacy, I insist that this respect be reciprocated, especially with regards to reviews. Leaving a review may lead to an inability to schedule future dates.

Rebooking

Deposit is required even if it is not your first appointment.